"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"
What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma
Im straight, yet I would gladly run dowb the street in a pride parade wearing nothing but a speedo and a pride flag
COLORS OF THE RAINBOW, BITCHES.
I OWN THE FUCKING STARMAN FROM MARIO
This has to be someone I know but that’s so sweet but time consuming.
WAIT BEN I UNDERSTAND
A sex ed class in 1929
she knows what’s up
Every face in there is so priceless
Those 3 girls in the front row
this is the greatest thing on the internet
you can just tell which ones know their stuff
Well aint he a big prick
“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”
“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”
“He’s so mean all the time!”
Because the little shitlord never heals you when you actually need him to.
REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST COMMENT
The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.
Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.
ladies gentlemen, and all others…
Of course we do
lol everyone has fantasies. unless they be aces
This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.
if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead
senior year I showed my volleyball team this video and we did this stretch before every game.
This is so important
truly an icon to us all.