6ee:

"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma

Im straight, yet I would gladly run dowb the street in a pride parade wearing nothing but a speedo and a pride flag

COLORS OF THE RAINBOW, BITCHES.
I OWN THE FUCKING STARMAN FROM MARIO

Anonymous Asked
QuestionIf I was your boyfriend, a) I'd be nearby & b) id kiss you, hold you hand and love you until you believe me when I say that you're beautiful Answer

somuchtosaybutsolittlevoiceleft:

somuchtosaybutsolittlevoiceleft:

This has to be someone I know but that’s so sweet but time consuming.

WAIT BEN I UNDERSTAND

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

beahbeah:

this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student who couldn’t stop flipping out long enough to prioritize. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

dapperpants:

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

you can just tell which ones know their stuff

dapperpants:

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

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she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

you can just tell which ones know their stuff

Yes sweet owl of psychological health

alpha0596 Asked
QuestionOk lets get that out our system and lets get to the crazy sexy things Answer

somuchtosaybutsolittlevoiceleft:

Not again…

Well aint he a big prick

nullversed:

micthemicrophone:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

oswald-ears:

duckavenger:

“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”

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“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”

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“He’s so mean all the time!”

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OMG

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HOW

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CAN

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PEOPLE

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HATE

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ON

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DONALD

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DUCK

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Because the little shitlord never heals you when you actually need him to.

REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST COMMENT

cuddly-morrigan:

The gender neutral term for “ladies and gentleman” is “distinguished guests”. This has been around since at least the 60s, so no one is going to question your use of it.

Please, please use this along with “ladies and gentlemen” if you aren’t entirely sure of the gender of your audience.

Thank you!

ladies gentlemen, and all others…

techheadtactician:

taylorelll:

douchedag:

let’s play “who’s the person who got their voice pitched”.

this worked out a little too well to be okay.

IS THAT NIC CAGE

FLPDPDLFHAKDP HEADCANON.

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Anonymous Asked
QuestionWhat's your guys' sexual life like? Do you have any fantasies? Answer

somuchtosaybutsolittlevoiceleft:

Of course we do

lol everyone has fantasies. unless they be aces

tyrannyoftheurgent:

genderfricking:

annameii:

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

senior year I showed my volleyball team this video and we did this stretch before every game.

This is so important

pimps-of-prom:

truly an icon to us all.

pimps-of-prom:

truly an icon to us all.

citycatslack:

monodes:

monodes:

im gonna smooch and hug all darkipliers bc all of them are cuties

come to lala 

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still waitin’ for the kisses yes

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"Slurp"